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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
11:33 pm

Our stamens are a pistil.

Why IS this funny? Please to explain.

current mood: omg i'm posting to talkytiki!!

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Wednesday, May 21st, 2003
9:29 pm

This was disturbing -- The Simpsons' If They Mated

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Friday, March 14th, 2003
3:51 am

moe to ned: how 'bout 'the christ punchers'?

my sides literally ache.


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Monday, February 17th, 2003
3:12 am

I saw this Homer Simpson head Rubik's Cube recently at Wal-Mart. It looks pretty easy though as the head is only divided into 8 pieces so I think even Homer Simpson could solve it.

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Tuesday, February 4th, 2003
2:22 am

so that's what all those hours of tetris were for!

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Sunday, January 12th, 2003
2:31 am

i hate watching with people who laugh at all the wrong things.

homer getting blown up = amusing
milhouse saying "didja see that yaw control?" = fahrking hilarious.

but i'm sure if i paused the episode to explain that, while no one is really sure what yaw control is, milhouse seems to, and that makes it funny, the joke would lose its impact.
i was tempted to throw another comma in that last sentence because i'm going for the world record, but i'll save mr. guinness for another day.

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Sunday, January 5th, 2003
9:02 pm

the episodes have improved greatly over the first couple of this season. in fact, tonight, i nearly busted a gut before the opening credits finished. the voice of the electric car was hilarious and familiar- i thought it might have been conan o'brien's supernerd voice, but i didn't see his name in the credits. and man, i can't wait for halloween hit and run to come out for nintendo 64.
i wrote down something else that i thought was superfunny, but now i can't read it. that's what i get for taking notes on a movie stub. it looks like it says "zbog roland", but that makes no sense to me. someone read my mind, please.

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Saturday, December 14th, 2002
4:10 am

in honor of my recent star trek viewing:

Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.

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Saturday, November 23rd, 2002
12:12 am - trivia question

What name brand, snack product has been mentioned the most times on The Simpsons?

On a related note, has anyone ever tried to make Skittlebrau?

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Monday, November 18th, 2002
1:55 am

So I was watching Thanksgiving Unwrapped on the Food Network and they were talking about apple cider. "So," asked that guy who used to host Double Dare on Nickelodeon, "what's the difference between apple cider and apple juice?" and the first thing that sprung to mind was Flanders with that apple hat on his head saying, "If it's clear & yella, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy & brown, you're in cider town!"

Sure enough, that was basically their explanation (cider uses all of the fibrous parts of the apple, which makes it cloudy; juice is translucent because it's basically strained cider). The Simpsons helps me learn!

current mood: smugly informed

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Tuesday, November 12th, 2002
11:45 am

i dunno about this season.
the treehouse of horror was mediocre at best, and i barely cracked a smile at sunday's episode.
i'm kinda worried.

i hate guest stars.

which episode have you seen the most?
for me, it's mr. sparkle. when that came out, i thought it was the craziest and most wonderful thing ever. i probably watched it ten times that first week.

don'cha hate how the episodes are edited in their second run?
i bet you do.

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Wednesday, September 18th, 2002
11:28 pm

Lisa: [picks up a pencil holder] Ooh, I want to get the krünk.
Marge: Mmmm, you don't want something that overshadows the
pencils. [holds up another pencil caddy] How about this
Lisa: Mom, no! Everyone at school picks on the pöpli kids --
even I do. [under breath] I just hate them so much.

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Monday, September 23rd, 2002
9:58 pm

okay, can you find a name that i missed from the interests list? i'm sure there are some that i missed.

also, please tell your friends. otherwise, it's just going to be my friends, and while i like you guys a whole lot, you probably like other people too.

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Thursday, September 19th, 2002
3:22 am

Homer: Behold, I am King Talky Tiki. [a jet of flame erupts from
the idol's mouth]
Bart +
Lisa: Aaah!

Homer: Hey, Flanders! Can your god do that?

Ned: [looking over the hedge] Actually, Homer, you and I
worship the same god, so --

Homer: Irregardless, I am your god now. [another jet of flame
singes the hedge]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee!

Marge: Homer, you can't just re-route the gas line. Do you know
how dangerous that is?

Homer: Do not anger Talky Tiki! I am all-power -- [the idol tips
over, catching the lawn on fire] Aaah! I'll be at Moe's.
[runs out of the yard, jumping over the hedge]

- Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

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