champagne and hot dogs (destruct) wrote in talkytiki,
champagne and hot dogs

Homer: Behold, I am King Talky Tiki. [a jet of flame erupts from
the idol's mouth]
Bart +
Lisa: Aaah!

Homer: Hey, Flanders! Can your god do that?

Ned: [looking over the hedge] Actually, Homer, you and I
worship the same god, so --

Homer: Irregardless, I am your god now. [another jet of flame
singes the hedge]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee!

Marge: Homer, you can't just re-route the gas line. Do you know
how dangerous that is?

Homer: Do not anger Talky Tiki! I am all-power -- [the idol tips
over, catching the lawn on fire] Aaah! I'll be at Moe's.
[runs out of the yard, jumping over the hedge]

- Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
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